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Sign of the Apocalypse

This is in today’s Berkshire Eagle, Berkshire County, Massachusetts’ contribution to fine journalism: According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: “Jennifer said that Stephanie had a ‘turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container.’ If this isn’t a sign that I need to leave this city, I’m not sure [...]