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My Teeth are Whiter When I Drink a Latte

I’m back with my writing group, and it feels like we’re getting the band back together.  We start tonight and I’m bringing three new friends who write well, so there are seven of us. As far as bands go, we were a pretty prolific group. We stayed together for over a year before we broke up, so that’s like twenty-five years in dog band, writing group years.

I’m bringing my novel workings to workshop or to add to. I’m not sure what the format’s going to be, but I’m excited. We were a great band. My only problem is that the Starbucks in the Barnes & Noble is inferior. The coffee sits in the urn forever and the coffee people…the cantinas? the..what are they? the…damn, what do you call the coffee givers…the baristas! Yeah, the baristas in B&N aren’t up to speed, but what can you honestly expect from Barnes & Noble, Pittsfield, Massachusetts? I went there a few weeks ago to renew my teacher discount, and you’d think I was asking the homely guy with the bowl haircut for the combination to the safe that held his Star Trek blow-up doll collection.

We’re a special writing group, because we’re poets and essayists, and short story writers, and aspiring novelists, and not one of us has a blow-up doll collection, bowl haircuts, or a job that makes us loathe teachers.

Masterpieces

I heard an interview with a pianist on NPR this morning, and aren’t you impressed that I listen to NPR in the morning? Is there any more pseudo-intellectual acronym-dropping you can do at the lunch table or water cooler? Maybe referring to The Onion, though to properly acronym drop, you’d have to say “The O,” which is actually a magazine by Oprah Winfrey, so you’d be doing more harm than good.

I remember one thing about the interview. She said she was given an assignment to perform for a recital, and since she was pregnant, she wanted the piece she studied to be as monumental as the arrival of a child would be. So she chose a technically impossible piece to do.

I have three sons. Is it too much to ask that I write something significant in honor of each of the three of them? Could I have at least done that? Most of my stories are about my oldest son, Jack. There’s nothing commemorating David and nothing for Ben. Have I been that wrapped up in myself that I could not compose something moderately difficult for each of them. I wrote a story collection in 2001, which really began in 1999. I could have written something for David from 2004 until now. I mean David is so inspiring and a wonder. How could I have overlooked those years?

I once wrote a story on turning 32. Does that mean I’m self-centered?

Ben is only three months old, so there’s still time for him. But what about David? His three years cannot be represented by three years of nothing written, so I have to write in honor of him first and then work on Ben. That’s OK because Ben doesn’t really know what’s going on anyway. He’s still in the lump stage of his life, with the occasional smile when he thinks he might get picked up or fed.

On Book Suggestions

How does a person get reliable book suggestions? I spoke to a friend a couple of weeks ago and remembered that we talked about Norman Mailer over a beer about ten years ago. My best friend, Dave, and I sat adjacent to these two women and discussed Mailer. The only thing I knew about him then was that he wrote giant, unwieldy books, but that he was one to be read and studied. One of the girls, the one who has been “seeing” Dave since then, mentioned a book title, and I shrugged. How was I to know if she had read several of his books, truly, and was giving me good advice on a Mailer title? She was a bit too enthusiastic about the book, and yeah, it’s a tell if you’re too gushy about a book. She’s definitely the kind of person, despite the face that she’s seeing (I think, but who knows how things are going now. Dave doesn’t call me.) a man I love as deeply as a heterosexual male can love another man, who would throw titles around in an attempt to impress. I must have wanted the Mailer conversation to end there or else I would have gotten into it deeper with her. How many books had she read by Norman Mailer? What made one book better than another? But I was not interested in intellectualism back then. Probably because I could still throw a baseball 400 feet on the fly.

So in the conversation with the friend, who happened to be the other girl at the bar that night, I asked “What was the name of the book J- suggested that night?” She didn’t know, but was ready to offer one of her “favorites,” Tough Guys Don’t Dance. I forgot to ask you, though, S- if that was the only title you’ve read of his. I can’t trust you until I know.

I’m being stupid probably, and this is all saying more about me than anyone else, but it’s all because of guidance counselors — more specifically, one I worked with down in North Carolina when I was cutting my imagination as a thinker and teacher. I’ve never had much respect for guidance counselors ever since I saw one make a presentation, drop her papers, then bend to pick them up, her bright red thong calling to us, an audience of about 100, through her white skirt.

Anyway, this other guidance counselor, the guy who worked alongside the red thong girl, invited some of us younger teachers, the ones who were 23, 24 and made fun of the crusty veteran teachers all day long and got love letters from our students once a week, to his house for a few drinks and a few attempts at enlightening each other. This guy was married to a woman who was also a guidance counselor, though she was ruining young lives at another school. So there we were, and I only remember two things from that night because it was so long ago: the guidance counselor’s wife was crawling all over Dave (Yes, it always comes back to Dave, who teaches fifth grade special education back home on Long Island, and who should be a father by now because he’s the most incredible man I know and I named my second son after him and I miss him.) all night right in front of her husband and the husband expounding the virtues of The Pearl, by John Steinbeck.

Everyone has read The Pearl, of course everyone has read The Pearl. It’s like 90 pages long and easy to squeeze into a week’s lesson plan for teachers. We weren’t even talking about books, really, but about what we were teaching in our classes. The Pearl came up, and this guy, this swinging (apparently) guidance counselor goes into a drunken fit about how great The Pearl is. Immediately I was like: This is the only book this guy has ever read in the history of his oxygen intake…It was like someone hit this guy’s talk button by mentioning the one book he can discuss without making himself look stupid.

So how do I trust? Where do I look for answers? Do I just buy what Soft Skull publishes? Joe Meno books? Coffeehouse Press? Something written by an Asian (not Asian-American) author?

Bride Island, by Alexandra Enders

Bride Island, by Alexandra EndersReviewing or talking about a book written by a friend is risky. I came home from a rainy camping trip with my family to find the always thrilling (seriously!) pile of mail waiting for me when I got home. Oh, Margaret…there were packages, big stuffed envelopes, bills: I even loved you, Bills. I was fine with you, because we’re not worrying about money right now, and you have as much right to be there as anyone, Bills…Billsees…Billabowwows…

Included was a postcard, one of many I receive because I graduated from an MFA Program, and that, apparently, included a subscription to every art show opening, bar mitzvah, poetry broadside, writing contest, and book announcement even remotely attached to an MFA graduate. Most of them I scale like I used to do with my baseball cards against the gargantuan cement wall of Edith L. Slocum Elementary School when I wasn’t chasing one of Vinny Fazzolari’s monster foot launches during kickball; when I wasn’t sitting in the shade, digging little rocks out of the ground with Jimmy Gaertner, talking about how much he missed his father, who had fallen to his death from a forty-foot ladder that school year; when I wasn’t running from Diana Marletti or getting kicked in the shins by Rose Angelone; or when I wasn’t dreaming about being able to hold hands with Michelle Mastrangelo for just one time around the roller rink during a slow song…

This postcard was from a woman I met at the post-graduate conference at Vermont College, which is really a great thing if you can work out a deal. She had graduated from the MFA program a couple of years before I did, so it’s ok that she has a book. If I get a postcard from that fucking monkey I graduated with, though, I will lose it, will lock myself in my office with the new matchstick blinds and jasmine scented candles until I bang this mo-fo out ala Junot Diaz.

Alexandra was unassuming and quietly talented, which is how we like our talented people to be. She’s a disciplined writer with a real vision, and when I received her postcard with a special ink acknowledgement of my existence, I immediately got excited and bought a copy of the book. I was not disappointed.

Well, actually, I was slightly disappointed at the beginning of the book, because it seemed tight. It’s the story of a recovering alcoholic who walks out on her husband and daughter. Her family owns a small island off the coast of Maine, and after spending some time there, and rediscovering herself, she decides it might be a good idea to try and regain custody of her daughter. The start of the book felt over revised, but I didn’t realize it until I move through the book. It seemed that Alex was more experimental and became much more comfortable as she got deeper into the story and her protagonist: someone who you’ll start to loathe, but then reconsider — which is how great characters are often written. It reminded me of the refined first fifty or so pages of A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, which is easily one of the great first fifty pages of post-post modernist fiction ever stolen, stylistically, by Jonathan Safran Foer and Nicole Krauss. Like Eggers’ book, Alex’s doesn’t hold together too tightly in the later chapters, but that’s perfectly fine with me. I don’t care whether it’s fiction or nonfiction: I like being able to figure out the choices the writer is making while I’m reading a story or essay.

I was fascinated what Alex did with the concept of oblique dialogue, the idea of indirect response to the person you’re talking to, and I loved the climactic Big Sur moment on Bride Island, which brings the reader into the tormented world of the protagonist. I’d buy her next book even if I didn’t know and respect her very much. So that’s saying something…

Sherman Alexie: I’d Like My Money Back and an Apology

When you make a blog title, I think you should put something definitive and current, so that when it’s searched, people will find your blog and read it. This is what I do. This is my sad life.

I want to make something clear: I think Sherman Alexie is one of the great American writers of my time. The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven is a seminal work in the examination of the modern American short story. Reservation Blues was a beautiful novel. His follow-up story collections The Toughest Indian in the World and Ten Little Indians weren’t as good, but they still stunned me, made me happy I spent the time with them. How could they match up with Lone Ranger…anyway? A writer can spend a decade on his first book, writing, rewriting, revising, revising…replacing one story with the next. The first book is the raw talent, the culmination of all those years of dreaming and enthusiasm. When you write the second, third, etc. I imagine that a writer is turning over new thoughts in a relatively short amount of time, especially when he wants to keep the rage moving forward, wants not to fall out of the public eye, wants not to be a one-hit wonder.

When an author writes a great book, he signs a book contract. If it’s a phenomenal book, he might sign a multi-book deal that requires him to write two, three, four books in a given span of time. A writer like Sherman Alexie strikes me as a slam dunk for a contract like that. A few of his books were published by Grove/Atlantic: paperback reissues, paperback originals, hardcover AND paperback…He must have had a hefty contract, although I don’t know for sure.

His next book comes out in September: The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian. Little, Brown and Co. is publishing it…

Flight, by Sherman AlexieHis last book, Flight, was released by Grove/Atlantic a few months ago — like two and a half months ago. When I read the book, I was mauled, but not in the good way. I thought it was one of the worst books I have read in the last five years and by far the worst book I’ve read this year. Sherman Alexie insulted me and wasted my time for the two or three days I spent with his book.

When I finished the book, I looked for the publisher: Black Cat (an original publisher of Grove/Atlantic, Inc.). Then I found out that Grove/Atlantic published a few of his previous books. Meshing all that with the fact that he’s gone with Little, Brown for the next novel…and that the books were released so close to one another…I could only deduce that Flight was a poorly conceived and written, 181-page writing assignment.

The type was so big that I thought I had an impaired-vision version of the book. Now I realize that the publisher had to make the type that large in order for it to be even 181 pages. There has to be a term in the business for a book like this, even if it’s an insider’s term: “money making reading for suckers”; a “let’s get this over with” book; a “treat your readership like they’re fucking imbeciles” book. If someone knows the term for a lousy book that is published just because of the name recognition or a desperate fulfillment of a contract, please enlighten me.

Flight is about a teenager, Zits, who has bounced around different foster homes all his life. Troubled kid, no friends, aimless youth, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc. — a perfect beginner’s lesson in archetype.

The troubled teen, in bitter resignation of what he is and what he can never be, plans a final and violent send off — one that will kill him along with some innocent people. We understand that he’s dead, but that he is suddenly reanimated, in barely connected chapters, as an FBI agent during the civil rights era; an indian child during Little Big Horn; and as an airplane pilot. In the end, he hasn’t killed anyone…He comes to a startling realization that he matters as a human being, he gets therapy, there’s hope, the end.

What is this? Is Black Cat a fledgling subsidiary press that needed a name to get their little company off the ground? Am I being too cynical?

Maybe. But when I get done with the book, find it insulting, and then read in the “Black Cat Reading Guide” of the comparison of Zits to literary figures like Kafka’s Gregor and Captain Ahab, I find it a little hard not to smirk.

Captain Ahab wouldn’t have wiped his tender bottom with this book, and the disturbing thing is: I think Sherman Alexie knows it.

I Changed My Mind. I Want to Be a Man

One day last winter, my father and I pulled into my driveway after moving a refrigerator or a stove at one of his former duplexes in Pittsfield, and he took a look at my unshoveled, unsnowblown driveway and said, “You really should get rid of that ice.”

Why? Why should I waste an hour, probably two, of my life to chop ice?

Why should I sweep the sand off my driveway?

rake leaves, pick up grass clippings? To keep up with my neighbor? The one who’s probably out there every five minutes so he doesn’t have to be with his wife?

When I was a kid, my father would leave scribbled notes of chores for us to do every day of the summer. My brother was on his knees constantly, digging weeds out from under the bushes, and when the weeds got too out of control, we’d turn the ground over with the pitchfork.

We picked tomatoes we seldom ate, swept the pool so the dirt would filter out, shovelled dogshit constantly, scraped and mudded-up my arms and torso trying to roll up the 1600 feet of garden hose, so it made a nice coily pile on the patio — only to unfurl it again when my father spotted a deadspot on the lawn. All for what?

All of the chores taught me nothing — or it taught me to hate chores, and now my own home looks lived in, on, among.  People who’ve driven past and seen my property tell me that I must have kids because the toys and stuff are scattered everywhere, like it’s a bad thing.

Morons.

Drive by my house and look closer: I don’t want to straighten my mailbox, seal my driveway, clean my garage, replace the small section of lattice under my house, trim the hedges, pick up the dead branches, straighten the tools in the basement, hose down the siding on the garage, paint the cedar shakes (I think they’re called ’shakes.’ It sounded like ’shakes.’) that covered the bathroom window a year ago, oh yeah: Sheetrock the bathroom, seal the tub…I don’t (didn’t) want to do any of that…

…and then my wife bought me a John Deere for Father’s Day:

Me and the John DeereAh yes, the quiet rumbling of impending manhood. Don’t interpret this photograph as one that shows a man mowing a lawn gone all weedy and long. Look at it for its real meaning. I’m slicing away the err of my past negligence, mowing smooth my commitment to being the man my wife pines for: the one maybe like her grandfather Eldon Gilfillan, who was a beautiful blend of yardwork, philosophy, and naps — whose ‘to-do’ list at the moment of his untimely death still hangs proudly in my mother in-law’s basement. In the next life, I might approach being as good as he was.

The John Deere Cupholder

Rest assured, I’m still the dainty little crybaby coffee snob while I’m riding it, and that’s what makes it all the sweeter. I look weird on it, because I can recite lines from Hamlet while I make precision cuts on the hills; can quote you Michel de Montaigne while I’m trimming around the bushes; and belabor the virtues of the perfect sentence while, with the deft push of a button and the soft touch of my right shoe, I execute the perfect reverse blade cut near that spot by the horse crossing sign at the front of my lawn.

I can’t tell you, though, how I’m going to fix my Starbucks dilemma. I put my grande Serena Organic in the trusty cup holder and went to work. I lost every drop of coffee after spending the first ten minutes of my first mow bouncing over the molehills that dot my lawn. I might have to hold the Starbucks while mowing, but that won’t solve the bouncing problem.

Cormac McCarthy and I Have Drifted Apart: The Conclusion

It’s fair to challenge my argument for The Road as an anti-war novel, but compelling evidence (to me) lies in what I consider the climactic scene of the story. The man and his son have just come back from looking for a vagabond the father initially shunned and abandoned. They couldn’t find him and presumed he wandered off naked and freezing — his death imminent. The boy is trying to convince his father the importance of finding the vagabond:

What do you want to do?
Just help him, Papa. Just help him.

The man looked back up the road.

He was just hungry, Papa. He’s going to die.
He’s going to die anyway.
He’s so scared, Papa.

The man squatted and looked at him. I’m scared, he said. Do you understand? I’m scared.
The boy didn’t answer. He just sat there with his head bowed, sobbing.

You’re not the one who has to worry about everything.

The boy said something but he couldnt understand him. What? he said.

He looked up, his wet and grimy face. Yes, I am, he said. I am the one.

On the surface the boy realizes that his father is going to die. He has broken down and admitted fear and has become the child, arguably.

The anti-war sentiment lies underneath the scene. When the boy says, “Yes, I am. I am the one,” McCarthy, now age 74, seems to tell us that we are in the process of leaving a wasteland to our children — that the adults of this world are setting up our future generations for great suffering. We think we’re miserable now? McCarthy seems to say, Just wait until our kids are faced with the carnage left over from what we’ve done to this planet…”

My final issue, because I actually am tired of writing about it at this point, is with McCarthy’s word choices. I know it’s important to get lost in the moment while you’re writing, but some of McCarthy’s riffs are more posturing than aesthetic:

He squatted and scooped up a handful of stones and smelled them and let them fall clattering. Polished round and smooth as marbles or lozenges of stone veined and striped. Black disclets and bits of polished quartz all bright from the mist off the river. The boy walked out and squatted and laved up the dark water.

Maybe it’s the syntax in this example. I’m not even getting into the inconsistency in the use of sentence fragments. I have no idea what he’s trying to say in this one:

When he rose and turned to go back the tarp was lit from within where the boy had awakened. Sited there in the darkness the frail blue shape of it looked like the pitch of some last venture at the edge of the world. Something all but unaccountable. And so it was.

If I’m spending the next ten pages annoyed with what I perceive is a writer’s arrogance — if I feel like I’m being reduced to someone who is just supposed to accept a paragraph of writing at face value because it’s Cormac McCarthy’s work and he is allowed to be cryptic and ambiguous…I know he’s an old man, and I know people will buy his books because he has written great ones and he’s a brilliant man…I don’t want him to take me for granted, though. There are many poor choices, and he needed to work harder. This is what I expect from his genius.

I’ve read glowing reviews of the book that suggested the novel was a brilliant character study. Excrement. I’m assuming the boy is around eight or nine years old. This scene demonstrates some of McCarthy’s laziness and nothing even resembling a depth in character:

Bye and bye they came to a set of tracks cooked into the tar. They just suddenly appeared. He squatted and studied them. Someone had come out of the woods in the night and continued down the melted roadway.

Who is it? said the boy.
I don’t know. Who is anybody?

What kind of a question is this for a nine year old boy, much less your own son? It’s easy to end the dialogue there, so open-ended that we assume it’s all wrapped up in zen Buddhism, with a side of fried existentialism. We don’t dare to question it, and yet it hovers over the reader while he chases his tail, searching for meaning in the words of the ever-elusive genius of Cormac McCarthy.

So it’s only fitting that he ends his book with more of the same:

Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery.

OK, I understand: the Earth will reset itself and life is a force that cannot be stopped, even if the form it assumes resembles nothing of what preceeded it. Great. I really don’t care how a book ends, as long as it’s well-written. I learned a long time ago not to hold much stock in how things end up. If it’s rendered well, I am satisfied. This was most definitely not rendered well.

I am not going to read any more of McCarthy’s subsequent books. He broke my heart with this one and treated me like an idiot. Yes, maybe it’s my problem with how I interpreted our relationship, but I don’t care. I feel what I feel. Instead of reading his next ten books (I hope he lives to 100 and beyond.) I’ll wait for his letters or his unpublished outtakes from past work. I’ll read his lectures and his interviews. I want to be reminded of the times I clutched his books and couldn’t (couldnt) wait to read the next page, the time before he started to drift away from me.

Cormac McCarthy and I Have Drifted Apart, Part Two

My pal Timothy Callahan inspires me. He’s the author of a smart and insightful book titled Grant Morrison: The Early Years, which is a literary analysis of the graphic novel and comic book master. I don’t really know how he did it, aside from being one of the closest readers and smartest people I know, but he wrote 100K words, then revised the book, in like two months. He must have really neglected his family. Hmmph, writers.

To continue a little bit on Cormac McCarthy’s novel, The Road: There are three issues that need to be discussed, and while I feel like I can be argued away from two of them, McCarthy’s diction completely irritated me.

The Road as a father/son story is acceptable to me, even though I felt like the relationship between the father and son was a little cold. The dialogue was redundant, like the man and his son were little more than strangers to one another.

page 25, man and his son come upon the former childhood home of the father. Son starts:

Are we going in?
Why not?
I’m scared.
Dont you want to see where I used to live?
No.
It’ll be okay.
There could be somebody there.

Not a typo. McCarthy uses an apostrophe sometimes, other times not so much. Then page 27:

We should go, Papa. Can we go?
Yes. We can go.
I’m scared.
I know. I’m sorry.
I’m really scared.

Later, same page:

Shh. It’s okay.
What is it, Papa?
Shh. It’s all right.
I’m so scared.

page 38:

Is it cold?
Yes. It’s freezing.
Do you want to go in?
I dont know.
Sure you do.
Is it okay?
Come on.

next page, after climbing a trail:

It’s really far, he said.
It’s pretty far.
Would you die if you fell?
You’d get hurt. It’s a long way.
It’s really scary.

When McCarthy tired of the ’scary’ line of dialogue, he switched to the “good guys/bad guys” dialogue, which included an obscure inside dialogue between father and son about “carrying the fire.”

page 77:

Are we still the good guys?
Yes, we’re still the good guys.
And we always will be.
Yes. We always will be.
Okay.

and page 83:

What is it, Papa?
Nothing. We’re okay. Go to sleep.
We’re going to be okay, aren’t we Papa?
Yes. We are.
And nothing bad is going to happen to us.
That’s right.
Because we’re carrying the fire.
Yes. Because we’re carrying the fire.

The boy is scared on pages 108 and 113, “very scared” on page 134, then scared and really scared on page 189, when the dad quits the small talk and gets all existential on his son. Some narrative first:

One night the boy woke from a dream and would not tell him what it was.

You dont have to tell me, the man said. It’s all right.
I’m scared.
It’s all right.
No it’s not.
It’s just a dream.
I’m really scared.
I know.

The boy turned away. The man held him. Listen to me, he said.
What.
When your dreams are of some world that never was or of some world that never will be and you are happy again then you will have given up. Do you understand? And you can’t give up. I won’t let you.

Huh?

The spare, redundant, vague dialogue worked better with his other books, All the Pretty Horses and The Crossing, for example. The books’ protagonists come upon strangers throughout the narratives, so the dialogue could be a bit more open-ended. But when the dialogue needed to be intimate, more familiar, without necessarily being sentimental, McCarthy did not deliver.

I have more…

Cormac and I Have Drifted Apart

One of the many things I try to emphasize when teaching literature to young people is that what you think of a particular piece of literature says as much about you as it does the poem, short story, essay, or novel you are studying. The crystal clear example I like to discuss is in The Catcher in the Rye, when Holden Caulfield visits his old English teacher, Mr. Antolini, and sleeps over. Holden wakes up in the middle of the night to Mr. Antolini stroking his head gently. Sometimes I read the scene with the students in class or I assign it for homework so they can experience it in an environment completely comfortable for them. The issue is whether Mr. Antolini was behaving inappropriately with Holden or not.

To most of the students, it is clear that Mr. Antolini is a dirty old man, a drunk, a molester. I tell them I disagree, but that I completely understand them — that they might even be right. I tell them I disagree because I’m a father. Mr. Antolini married an older woman, had no children himself, had a friendship with Holden’s father, and it was clear that Holden admired Antolini deeply. What if Mr. Antolini took to Holden as if he were like a son to him? It is obvious throughout the novel that Holden and his father have a less than colorful relationship, so when another man shows affection for Holden, he isn’t sure how to handle it, except to run out of the apartment out of fear of being sexually assaulted. Who can blame him? And who can blame students for thinking this way? Every other news story is about another child abduction, assault, or molestation. There’s no shortage of ways adults are letting children down today.

The Road, by Cormac McCarthySo my perspective as a father of two (three soon) and a fan of Cormac McCarthy promised that The Road would be an interesting read. And it was, even though it was yet another anti-war novel. I spoke to a friend about this the other day, a friend I see once a week at a specific time, and I tried to articulate, barely succeeding, that I found it interesting to recognize that we are in a specific literary period right now. I’m not sure it can be labeled as narrowly as a “Lost Generation” or a “Beat Generation,” and it certainly couldn’t be classified as broadly as post-war literature, but there seems to be a real apocalyptic bent on literature, all seeming to work toward an anti-war end. Everything reads differently now, as if 9/11 tainted my literary palate. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer, Falling Man by Don DeLillo, The Yiddish Policemen’s Union by Michael Chabon, and the aforementioned Cormac Mccarthy novel are obvious reminders that 9/11 is a permanent part of the American canon. The books that have changed for me after my palate was tainted are ones like Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn, “The Lottery,” by Shirley Jackson.

I have read most of Cormac McCarthy’s work, and the spare, but rich, prose kept me picking up his books. He’s Ernest Hemingway without the literary range. This is an Oprah Winfrey Book, but I bought it anyway, and it won the Pulitzer Prize. Honestly, it must have been slim pickins this year for this book to win the Prize. If you ever meet a writer who says he’s been nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, say “Big deal, dude…” because anyone can nominate themselves for a Pulitzer. If he wins one, though, that’s pretty cool.

The structure of the narrative was sometimes painfully linear. The reader is thrown into the lives of a man and his son as they push a shopping cart filled with the last of their belongings through an ash covered American landscape about a year after an unnamed apocalyptic catastrophe. They push on a few feet at a time, and most of the journey happens page by page, with only a few hints as to what their lives consisted of before America was reduced to a wasteland of ash-covered landscape, a steady falling of gray rain and snow, and bands of cannibalistic killers around every corner.

Their desire to get to the coast, presumably the west coast, is what propels the reader forward, if even an inch at a time. There were commendable elements of the writing. McCarthy made the mundane interesting, and heights of action in the plot jumped out at the reader without warning. There was no escalating Jaws music, then a flurry of action, and writing like this keeps a reader glued to the narrative, regardless of the pace it seems to be maintaining. Sometimes, though, the prose got monotonous:

He took out the plastic bottle of water and unscrewed the cap and held it out and the boy took it and stood drinking. He lowered the bottle and got his breath and he sat in the road and crossed his legs and drank again. Then he handed the bottle back and the man drank and screwed the cap back on and rummaged through the pack.

This kind of minutiae slowed the pace even more than already established. Change of pace is good, I suppose, but I thought McCarthy picked his spots decently at best. I expected better of him. Maybe, though, he tried not to pick spots at all, but instead allowed them to come almost randomly, to simulate the precariousness of the journey, and to disallow the reader to make assumptions or anticipate the plot. I am apt to believe this argument after reading passages like this one. The man and his son hear a truck of “bad guys” coming and have to duck into the woods until they pass.

They could hear the men talking. Hear them unlatch and raise the hood. He sat with his arm around the boy. Shh, he said. Shh. After a while they heard the truck begin to roll. Lumbering and creaking like a ship. They’d have no other way to start it save to push it and they couldn’t get it fast enough to start on that slope. After a few minutes it coughed and bucked and stopped again.

McCarthy has the reader entranced, focused on the success or failure of a simple conflict: men trying to get a truck started and rolling and away from the man and his son. It’s excellent writing, because of what comes in the next sentences:

He raised his head to look and coming through the weeds twenty feet away was one of their number unbuckling his belt. They both froze.

It’s what Mark Twain called “legerdemain,” the act of hand trickery, or showing your audience, in clear view, what you are doing with your left hand while your right hand is secretly working to present the surprise. The audience concentrates so much on the left hand, that they leave themselves open to an unanticipated possibility. The scene doesn’t end with the quote above, but I’ll let you discover the rest of it. Just know that there are a few of these moments in the book, and there isn’t an easy way to anticipate them.

In the end, though, there were more than a couple of elements in the writing that bothered me. I’ll put this entry out there and try to articulate them during the next week.

15K Every Day

I love smelling a blog. I’m sitting in a writing workshop with my friends Ben, Seth, and Paige yesterday, and we’re talking about what we do when writing ideas come to mind. Immediately I smell a blog entry. I whip out my black Moleskine and search for the entry that would fortify my argument for the digital voice recorder as medium for “jotting” story ideas down. I found the entry: March 12 — Jack Kerouac’s birthday — “There are fifteen thousand words of internal dialogue in my mind every day…” Carrying the Moleskine is a necessity; a reporter’s pad next to the bed essential; but if you want to get past the surface ideas and delve deeper into what the idea may become, you must have a digital voice recorder.

Granted: the recording requires you to be alone, but if there are 15K words in our head every day, and the mind to voice naturally works faster than mind to paper, then a writer must find a way to be alone with his or her ideas and get them recorded.

The next step is transcription software, which I bought. It’s not perfect, though. Voice recognition software for the lay person (software that doesn’t cost $1,100) is in its relative infancy in terms of development. I found I was better off listening to the recordings and working from there. I don’t transcribe each word. That would be obsessive.