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Sign of the Apocalypse

This is in today’s Berkshire Eagle, Berkshire County, Massachusetts’ contribution to fine journalism:

According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: “Jennifer said that Stephanie had a ‘turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container.’

If this isn’t a sign that I need to leave this city, I’m not sure what is.

4 Comments

  1. TimCallahan wrote:

    Wait–are you upset that such a thing happened, that the Eagle reported it in such a way, or that it’s the most exciting thing to happen to Pittsfield in years???

    Because the latter makes me the saddest.

    Thursday, March 12, 2009 at 12:39 pm | Permalink
  2. frank wrote:

    I’m upset that it’s front-page news.

    Thursday, March 12, 2009 at 1:29 pm | Permalink
  3. Molly wrote:

    I really shouldn’t laugh at that story, because it is spousal abuse and attempted sexual assault, but I don’t know how else I’m supposed to react to reading about how the one woman was “all liquored up.”

    Friday, March 13, 2009 at 3:28 am | Permalink
  4. Molly wrote:

    The front page of today’s Eagle made me think of you because of this entry.

    Tuesday, March 24, 2009 at 12:06 pm | Permalink

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